{"id":215,"date":"2008-09-11T21:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T04:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.khris.net\/?p=215"},"modified":"2011-03-10T00:05:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T08:05:40","slug":"groucho-marx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Groucho Marx"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"huge\">\u041f\u043e\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0430\u043b\u0430, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u043e\u0447\u043d\u043e \u0437\u0432\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u044b\u0434\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430, \u043d\u0430\u0442\u043a\u043d\u0443\u043b\u0430\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u044e \u0413\u0440\u0443\u0447\u043e \u041c\u0430\u0440\u043a\u0441\u0430:<\/p>\n<p>Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. <\/p>\n<p>\u041f\u043e\u0445\u0438\u0445\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043b\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u0448\u043b\u0430 \u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0435\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435:<br \/><\/span><span class=\"huge\"><br \/>Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.<br \/><\/span><span class=\"huge\"><br \/>A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.<\/span> <\/p>\n<p><!--more \u0435\u0449\u0435--><br \/><span class=\"huge\">Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?<\/span> <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"huge\">No man goes before his time &#8211; unless the boss leaves early.<\/span> <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"huge\">Outside of a dog, a book is a man&#8217;s best friend. Inside of a dog it&#8217;s too dark to read.<\/span> <\/p>\n<table width=\"760\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"460\" valign=\"top\" align=\"left\" colspan=\"2\"><span class=\"huge\">The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you&#8217;ve got it made.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"huge\">Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u041f\u043e\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0430\u043b\u0430, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u043e\u0447\u043d\u043e \u0437\u0432\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0442 \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u044b\u0434\u0443\u0449\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430, \u043d\u0430\u0442\u043a\u043d\u0443\u043b\u0430\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u044e \u0413\u0440\u0443\u0447\u043e \u041c\u0430\u0440\u043a\u0441\u0430: Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. \u041f\u043e\u0445\u0438\u0445\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043b\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u0448\u043b\u0430 \u0447\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0435\u0433\u043e \u0434\u0430\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435:Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"close","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3,166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.khris.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}